You KNOW nothing good comes after these things:

1 - PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE.............JOE BIDEN!

2- (answering machine message) Hi, this is your Doctor's office and your test results are in, please call us back to make an appointment to get them!

3- You hear a woman's voice screaming your first, middle, and last name!

4- ........On the NEXT "Jerry Springer Show"......

5- "The call is coming from inside the houuuuuse!"

6- If someone says to you: "REALLY, BITCH?............" or "OH YEAH, BITCH.............."

7- "Well I saw your husband doing......................"

8- "May I see your license and registration, please!?"

9- Your total comes to..................

10- ".....don't worry about the FINE PRINT, just sign HERE!"

11- Oh come on..........everybody's doing it!

12- FREE, just pay shipping and handling!

and finally

13- We the jury find the defendant, guil....................

ROFLMAO! :)